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JAMAICA, Isla pirata.

Joder, que país más duro. No imaginaba que lo fuera tanto. Cuanta agresividad.

Últimamente todo el mundo me avisaba de que hay mucha criminalidad en Jamaica. Esperando en el aeropuerto tuve la suerte de conocer a Nigel, un ingeniero jamaicano de mi edad. Un tío encantador, después de mucho rato de conversación me dijo: -Déjame que te diga algo que no debes olvidar: No te fíes de los jamaicanos. No son buena gente. Y yo le dije – pero tu eres jamaicano y buena persona. Y contestó : Puede ser, pero no te fíes.

Afortunadamente me llevó en su coche a un hotel y me ahorró luchar con las masas de taxistas oportunistas que suele haber en los aeropuertos del tercer mundo. Al dejarme me recomendó encarecidamente que tuviera muchísimo cuidado si salía de esa calle, la del paseo marítimo. Es la única que está muy vigilada por la policía.

Otro tema es que no encontré hotel por menos de 50 dólares, y aun este era tan malo que al día siguiente me decidí a hundir por completo mi presupuesto e irme al actual, que por 85 dólares empieza a ser aceptable. Uno de los hoteles que he preguntado cobran 470 dólares por noche. No entiendo cómo países tan pobres pueden ser tan caros como los caribeños.

Eso fue ayer. Esta mañana he conocido a Samanta, una norteamericana, y a Suwi, que realmente decía la verdad al afirmar que era policía secreta, pues acabó enseñándonos su casa y sus uniformes.

Por las calles hay policías con subfusiles y chalecos antibalas. Son más soldados que policías. Y a mí me acojona pensar que es lo que tiene que haber ahí fuera para que sea necesario semejante ejercito.

Suwi tenía en el cajón de su casa, como si tal cosa, una pistola. Y es una visión horrible. Porque solo sirven para una cosa: para matar personas.

Bueno, a todo esto yo pretendía ir a Negril, y por supuesto en autobús público, que vale un par de euros. Pero primero Nigel y después Suwi me dijeron que ni loco, que me robarían todo el equipaje, que ellos mismos, tan negritos, no se atreverían a hacerlo.

Así las cosas mi única opción para salir de esta carísima calle donde unos valientes soldados mantienen a ralla a hordas de rastas manguis es en taxi. Pero Negril está a una hora, y la cosa tampoco es diferente allí. Jamaica es para venir a los resorts de todo incluido, comprando el pack en Europa. Pero si vienes por tu cuenta… buff, se te comen.

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